
“Famous” Quotes About CrossFit
Enjoy a good laugh on us with these “famous” quotes from notable historical figures about CrossFit.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to heart it, does it make a sound? Similarly, if a CrossFit Wod was completed, but you didn’t take your shirt off, did it even happen?
-John Locke

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so – except for wall balls, they quite suck
-William Shakespeare

Two roads diverged in class, and I took the machine less traveled and the row made all the difference.
– Robert Frost

The (Wod) breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

Know thy self, know thy enemy. Should thy enemy chase you, place barbells in their path – those things are so easy to trip over
-Sun Tzu

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts, and the weight of your max deadlift
-Marcus Aurelius
We are too weak to discover the truth by reason alone, but burpee’s should do it
-St. Augustine

That’s one small step for man, one giant box-jump-over for time
– Neil Armstrong

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. Take me to a WOD and I F#$%ing destroy!
-Benjamin Franklin
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